bobolobocus:

chocolatecakecas:

damn we got 2022 tomorrow

Damn we got 2023 tomorrow.

(via ibrahim-mazur)

theoceanismyrealmom:

manie-sans-delire-x:

my washing machine wrote this when i jammed a comforter in there wrong

(via bloodlinemagick)

queercelebs:

Alia Shawkat photographed by Dan Doperalski for WWD magazine (2016).

(via orevet)

catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church:

koobaxion:

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment

(via orevet)

jessebalmer:

o to know its shape in full though half is all you see

(via orevet)

drtanner:

tropicalhomestead:

animetitle:

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

Math time:

• $1.1 billion paid by Verizon
• Minus the purported $3 million buyout
• Divided by numbers of unique users (380 million in August 2019)

You, personally, cost Verizon $2.89 USD

And I’d do it again.

(via orevet)

emperor-ing:

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

(via orevet)

sabertoothwalrus:

seaweetie:

“I bet you could take that hakuna matata scene and put any other song over it. There is absolutely nothing about their movements, their expressions, the composition of the shots, the editing that conveys what kind of song they’re singing” - @sabertoothwalrus  x 

I am losing my mind

sonic-gems-collection:

I know that this is an article on the normal behaviour of goliath frogs, but i like to interpret the headline as if its reporting on a single event where the single biggest frog in the world just got up and built a pond

(via soyeahso)

meatburgiv:

shigure:

fishing is dope you just lie to animals

damn im hungry time to go emotionally manipulate some fish

(via bloodlinemagick)